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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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