I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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