You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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