There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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