I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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