It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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