I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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