After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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