So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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