before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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