Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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