Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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