you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
