Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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