yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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