Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Just took my morning after pill in the library
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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