I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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