Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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