You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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