this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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