She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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