I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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