Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.