Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"