i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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