I'm lost and stupid without you.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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