talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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