Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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