also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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