I heard we made out
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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