Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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