can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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