I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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