I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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