so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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