Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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