oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
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he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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