Hey man sorry I got all grabby
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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