There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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