Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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