16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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