I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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