if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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