When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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