i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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