Define "chronic" masturbator.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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