So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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