I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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