why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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