i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
