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She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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