Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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