Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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