You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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